Ban Ben and Jerry's!

Today I went to Ben Jerry’s. After leaving with my purchase, my ice cream fell off my cone, reminding me once again that life is a vulgar absurdity, and every attempt to escape the middle finger of the universe, is inane and futile. Please join me this Saturday in protesting Ben Jerry’s as well as the universe. FYI, there will live music, refreshments, and ice-cream (via Ben Jerry’s). We appreciate your participation, and Viva la revolucion!

-Super Baby Ninja